The day of love isn't as such for many people, which is why these anti-Valentine's finds will help those who are lovelorn sulk. Valentine's Day is a day to have a little bit of fun with a loved one and offer a token of affection. With that said, wouldn't it be better to send your sincerest love every day of the year?
These anti-Valentine's Day finds consist of goofy stuff that is blatantly poking fun at the holiday to inappropriate gifts that you could give to a loved one as a gag. Perhaps a little bit of fart spray will help to set the tone or an undead dessert is just the trick for saying "whatever" to the international day of love.
10 Anti-Valentine's Inspirations
From Rude Cartoon Romance Cards to Foul-Smelling Aerosols:
Michael Hemsworth — Feb 14, 2013 — Special
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Blunt Love Notes
Jeffrey Wright Designs Strange and Funny Valentine's Day Cards
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Rude Cartoon Romance Cards
'Bad Valentines' By Anna Strain Repels Rather than Attracts
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Angsty Amour Accessories
The Snottub Anti-Valentine's Day Buttons Oppose Mythological Matchmakers
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Valentine Grinches
MH Jeeves Shows Not Everyone is Excited About the Celebration of Love
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Gruesome Anatomy Desserts
The Fungus Toe Nail Cookies & Bloodied Ear Cookie Pops are Horrifying
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Cat Meme-Tributing Treats
These Grumpy Cat Cookies by Whipped Bake Shop Will Make Sourpusses Smile
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DIY Anti-Love Dolls
Tell Everyone Love Stinks With the Valentine Voodoo Pincushion
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Piston-Comprised Rings
This Titanium Piston Ring is an Ideal Gift for Engine-Loving Valentines
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Eerie Ocular Jewelry
'Dogzillalives' Creates a Gruesome Fake Eyes Cuff with Impressive Realism
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Journalist Valentines
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Love-Struck Cakes
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Romantic Geeky Cards
The Valentines Pixelated Popup Card is a DIY Display of Love
Frowning Kitten Videos
Tarder Sauce is a Famous Grumpy Cat with Over Four Million YouTube Views
Angsty Amour Accessories
The Snottub Anti-Valentine's Day Buttons Oppose Mythological Matchmakers
Nerdy Love Cards
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Finger Piercings
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Valentine Vixens
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Brutally Bloody Nail Art
The iPolished Blood Splatter Expert Manicure Takes a Violent Approach
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Gruesome Sequin Caricatures
These Disturbing Female Portraits Juxtapose Violence with Glamor
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From STD Presents to Romantic Street Art
Grotesque Taxidermy Sculptures
The Dutch Idiots Art Collective Creates Freaky and Fascinating Work
Anti-Valentine's Day Toys
The Black Heart Plush is for Those Realistic Souls
Majestic Feline Heating Ads
The Mammoth Modern Insulation Prince Nikolai Advert Uses the Cat Meme
Paper-Rolled Anatomy
The Tissue Series by Lisa Nilsson Should be Used in Science Class
Vulgar V-Day Sweets
Risque Valentine Hearts will Get your Lover's Attention
Frowning Feline Mugs
The Grumpy Cat Mug is the Best Accompaniment For the Crabby Morning Type
Writhing Undead Doorstops
The Zombie Doorstop Struggles for Freedom, Leaving a Bloody Mess
Macabre Camping Accessories
The Anatomical Model Sleeping Bag Turns You into a Sleeping Diagram
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Delicious Dessert Jewelry
Kawaii Cute Japanese Ring Makes You Want to Bite Your Fingers
Cannibal Jello Molds
The Heart Gelatin Mold is Perfect for Halloween and Valentine's Day
Dead Fred Pen Holder
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Gory Light Switch Panels
The Custom Halloween Monster Light Switch Plates are Gruesome
Delectable Dessert Phone Covers
The Strapya Chocolate Cake iPhone Case Looks Good to Eat
Gruesome Zombie Dolls
These Walking Dead Figurines are a Bloody Good Time
Gruesome Anatomy Desserts
The Fungus Toe Nail Cookies & Bloodied Ear Cookie Pops are Horrifying
Modern Voodoo Dolls
Spiked Valentine Trinkets
Gory Nailed Heart by Monster Kookies is a Hurt Anatomical Heart
Heartwarming Cyclops Stationery
These Valentine Cards by Kraze 4 Paper Creatively Profess Love
Ghoulish Interactive Games
The Severed Hand Bop is a Great Gory Halloween Game
Star-Shaped Jewelery
The Constellation Collection Henriette Lofstrom Adds Glow to Your Attire
Voodoo Charms
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Bold Blooming Confections
The Rose Cupcakes are a Tasty Alternative to a Bouquet of Long Stems
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Sci-Fi Heart-Shaped Helmets
Anthony Petrie Makes Geeky Valentines For Nerdy Lovers
Flirty Fashion Accessories
H&M Valentine's Day Items Have Lip-Smacked Style
Heart-Shaped Purses
The 2010 Louis Vuitton Valentines Catelog for Women
Luxury Valentines Watches
The 2010 Louis Vuitton Valentines Mens Catelog
Voodoo Coat Rack
Embroidered Love Letters
Leave a Lasting Note With These Cornflower Blue Studio Paper Designs
Beautiful Buttoned Bibs
The JH Beulah Button Necklaces are Ultra Stylish
DIY Flower-Infused Calendars
The Botanical Calendar Journal Makes Use of Your Favorite Plants
Historically-Inspired Accessories
Creative Cockades Adds Some Military Flair to Your Jewelry Box
Video Game Viking Valentines
Jemma Salume Illustrates Lovey Dovey Skyrim Cards
Gruesome Edible Eyeballs
The Bloodshot Chocolate Eyeballs are the Perfect Sweets for Any Party
Pizza Box Proposals
The Pizza Hut Proposal Package Provides Everything Needed to Pop the Question
Bookworm Jewelery
Jeremy May Creates Stunning Paper Rings from Books
Biologically-Correct Motorcycle Gear
The Alpinestars X DSC Anatomy Suit Has Heart
Voodoo Doll Speakers
Mini Gods Make Art Out of Speakers
Disturbing Anatomy Depictions
The Danny Quirk Anatomical Self Dissections Series is Gruesome
Gory Anatomy Confections
Helga Petrau-Heinzel Bakes Body Parts Out of Marzipan
Feline-Focused Social Networks
Catmoji Brings Social Networking to Cat Lovers
Introspective Body Art
Felted Anatomy by Dan Beckemeyer Shows Anatomy
Girly Gaming Accessories
The Zelda Triforce Ring is Perfect for Gamers Looking to Pop the Question
8-Bit Promise Rings
The Space Invaders Pixel Ring is Perfect for Geeky Couples
Guerrilla Valentines Kisses
Poster Bombing From Alsacherie in France Brings Back The Love
Risqué Grumpy Cat Pasties
Grumpy Cat Pasties Show a Naughtier Side to the Viral Kitty
Astrological Voodoo Dolls
Dooo Dolls Let You Cuddle or Curse a Star Sign
Mouth Anatomy Manuals
The ‘15 Things You Didn’t Know About The Tongue’ Infograph
Saucy Wordvertising
Cheeky Valentines Day Ads by RobertRedd.com
Exquisite Edible Embellishments
Andi's Specialty Sweets Entertain the Palate
DIY Quickie Valentines
Online App Generates Heartfelt Words So You Don't Have To
Anatomy Lesson Snacks
Gingerbread Ovaries Deliciously Teaches Kids Anatomy
Merry Meme Holiday Songs
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Filthy Feet Artistry
This 'Anatomy of the Bottom of Your Foot' Comic is Alarming
Voodoo Toothpick-Trappers
'Voodoopizza' is an Attention-Seeking Toothpick Holder
Webcam-Ready Valentines
Hallmark Introduces Augmented Reality Greeting Cards
Three-Dimensional Meme Moldings
This Piece of Grumpy Cat Art is Finely Crafted from Clay
Tasty Jewelry Treats
Make Her Valentines Day With the Edible Candy Heart Ring
Delicious Cocoa-Infused Cards
Chocolate-Flavored Envelopes Turn Mail into a Tasty Treat
Charitable Anatomy Sculptures
Nathan Sawaya Heart of Brick Helps Doctors Talk to Young Patients
Gold Coast Jewelery
The Vintage California Ring Will Have You California Dreamin'
Virtual Voodoo Dolls
Sprite's 'Brutal Honest Truths' Advertisements Go Viral
Love Bug Twitter Whales
Walls 360 Yiying Lu Honeysuckle Collection is for Valentine's Day
Unvalentines Jewelry
Dagger and Heart Druzy Pendant by Druizgjg is Dark & Sparkly
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Heart-Shaped Salmon Filets
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Heart-Shaped Doughnuts
Cartoony Bling
Simmons Jewelery Co. Creates Sponge Bob Jewelery Line
Smiley Shirt Fasteners
John Caswell's Mr. Button Set is Full of Adorable Personality
Multi-Functional Jewelry
La Mer Gold Ring-Watch
Heartfelt Tissues
Heaven Scent Tear-Absorbing Tissues for the Achy-Breaky Heart
Loving Liquor Flagons
The Heart Flask Will Set the Mood During Your Valentine's Day Date