Whimsical Goop-Ified Relationship Statuses

Gwyneth Paltrow introduces the whimsical goop-ified relationship statuses for couples who thrive on litotes.

"Consciously uncoupling" is a much better way to state the fact that you are divorcing or separating from your spouse. With the help of Gwyneth Paltrow, who recently ended a 10 year marriage with her husband Chris Martin of Coldplay, you can now have your relationship status determined in a goop-ified way.

Simply fill in your current relationship status, your name, and who you are involved with, and the handy widget will determine your goop-ified relationship status! Say you’re not quite sure what’s going on between Katy Perry and Riff Raff; fill them in, and let Mrs. Paltrow’s ideology determine it in a nicer, more conservative way. This is a fun tool to play around with if you’re just not quite sure yourself where you stand with your partner, and you want it stated in a humorously lightened way.