Brought to you by youstupidbitch.com, these Valentine's day cards are perfect for all your awkward holiday needs.
The collection of brutally honest cards are hilarious and wildly inappropriate. The anonymous creator renders these naughty cards in her/his living room. The cards are made on heavy white card stock with red detailing and a matching envelope. Well worth it for the powerful message portrayed. For example, "Rose are straight, violets are twisted. Bend over love, you're about to get fisted." Because nothing says romance like fisting. For the passive aggressive audience, there are such delights as, "I hope you don't have to f**k as many people to find happiness this year." For the truly honest partners try, "I like doing my hair more than doing you."
At $2.50 a pop, these cards can be perfectly paired with your crappy Valentine's day.
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