Snark alert! Since I won't EVER be in this clique, it is my duty to make fun. A banker has launched a VVIP Social Network site that is by invitation only. Yes, a banker with serious self-esteem issues obviously.
"Those who make a SmallWorld's cut must adhere to strict criteria," Luxury Launches explained. "Exchanges are conducted exclusively in English. Perfect spelling is a must. Vulgarity, intolerance, racial or pornographic references are all taboo. The 10 a SmallWorld webmasters are charged with responding rapidly to the faintest trace of abuse and their efforts appear to be paying off; the virulence often present on the Internet is absent on the site's forums. Discussions might instead center on practical matters -- such as where to buy "an elegant and discreet" diamond."
Since we all know VVIPs do nothing but sit around wondering how to hook up with other celebs, this is bound to be a roaring success. Snark alert is now lifted.
VVIP Social Networking
Smallworld You Will Never Participate In
Trend Themes
1. Exclusive Social Networking - The trend of creating social networking sites with strict criteria and invitation-only membership is on the rise, presenting a disruptive innovation opportunity for developing exclusive online communities for specific demographics.
2. Zero Tolerance Content Policies - The implementation of zero tolerance policies for vulgar, intolerant, racial, or pornographic content on social networking sites is becoming increasingly popular, creating a disruptive innovation opportunity for developing safer and more wholesome online platforms.
3. Luxury Online Communities - The trend towards creating luxurious online communities where members can discuss practical matters such as purchasing high-end products is growing, presenting a disruptive innovation opportunity for creating exclusive digital spaces for luxury consumers.
Industry Implications
1. Finance - The finance industry can take advantage of the trend towards exclusive online communities by creating digital platforms that cater to high-value clients, offering them a unique and personalized experience that sets them apart from other customers.
2. Technology - The technology industry can capitalize on the trend towards zero tolerance content policies by developing innovative content filtering and moderation tools that can be implemented on social networking sites to create safer online communities.
3. Luxury Goods - The luxury goods industry can leverage the trend towards luxury online communities by creating digital platforms that offer exclusive access to high-end products, services, and experiences, providing a new level of personalized engagement with luxury consumers.