People may not grasp the severity of this emerging disaster, but something needs to be done about the inevitable zombie attack, and this hoodie should do just the trick.
The premise may sound ludicrous right now, but once we are faced with the horror of a zombie attack everyone will wish that they had one of these hoodies. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that this hoodie will be your main weaponry during the attack. What I am saying is that this will be your armor.
Though we really need to keep this plan on the down low because it would be a disaster if the word traveled to the enemy itself.
The last thing we need is zombies pretending to be humans pretending to be zombies. Acquire a zombie hoodie, use it casually but keep it in a very, very special place for emergencies.
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