Consider taking your date night to the next level by inconspicuously planting these X-Rated Fortune Cookies post-meal.
These provocative fortunes will make or break your date, and just based on the side of the box, we can get an idea of what’s inside: "Great with these classic Oriental dishes: ### Tu Soon, Cream of Sum Yong Guy [and] Wai Tu Yung." Actual fortune examples include: "Tight butts drive me nuts." Each box contains six cookies and are available in up to a size of 24 so you can nearly use these for a full month.
If you’re afraid of verbally suggesting the date move to the bedroom, consider planting these hilarious X-Rated Fortune Cookies instead. There are absolutely no guarantees of where this will take your date beyond a few chuckles.
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