Forget about hi-tech and biological warfare, Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov has dreamed up a fool-proof way to ensure enemies are the first to wave the white flag of surrender. His recently patented idea involves firing human waste from tanks. Who likes getting pooped on?
While demoralizing the enemy, Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov's concept also solves a much bigger problem. Waste buildup in the small confines of a tank happens to be one of those things not written in history books. By loading the excrement into artillery shells, Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov essentially kills two birds with one stone. Soldiers who are often stuck in tanks for days on end can be more comfortable while never running out of artillery.
Poop-Firing Tanks
Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov Patents Eco-Friendly Warfare Concept
Trend Themes
1. Eco-friendly Warfare - Disruptive innovation opportunity: Develop eco-friendly alternatives for conventional weapons and warfare methods.
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3. Unconventional Weaponry - Disruptive innovation opportunity: Explore the development of unconventional weapons that use non-lethal materials to demoralize and incapacitate enemies.
Industry Implications
1. Defense - Disruptive innovation opportunity: Revolutionize the defense industry by integrating sustainable and environmentally friendly practices into weapons and warfare strategies.
2. Environmental Services - Disruptive innovation opportunity: Develop advanced waste management solutions for confined spaces, such as tanks, to address sanitation challenges in various industries.
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