Super-Caffeinated Brew + Another Shocker Label

 - Jan 18, 2007
References: methcoffee & news.agendainc
Last year, the launch of Cocaine Energy Drink became headline controversy. You knew another brand would follow. Well, here it is: Meth Coffee. Meth Coffee is a Super Caffeinated Brew from San Francisco. It'll crank up your morning and make you feel like the caffeine addict that you are.

The company's press release describes, "Meth Coffee, a rebel coffee company in San Francisco, opened for business today with the launch of its hard- hitting coffee roast for energy addicts and caffeine freaks. Meth's super- caffeinated beans are amplified by the addition of yerba mate, a powerful natural stimulant and antioxidant used by shamans of the Amazon for boosting stamina and mental clarity. Boasting an intense buzz and cocoa-tobacco finish, Meth Coffee is fresh-roasted within 48 hours of shipment to jumpstart workaholics, thrill seekers, artists, and subversives seeking an exciting new fuel for their endeavors."