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Cook Brief Jerky Underwear Right in Your Own Home

If you’re looking to spice things up in the bedroom, then put on a pair of Brief Jerky Underwear and let the good times roll.  You may wonder where Brief Jerky is available for purchase, and the answer is in your very own kitchen. This chewy underwear can be made at home by simply following Carley Jacobson instructions.

The process begins by seasoning the meat then flattening it out with a rolling pin. Once the meat is cooked, it’s then sliced into an underwear shape. After holes are poked for the laces, all you have to do is make some Slim Jim laces and tie it all together.

If you’re looking for a Valentine’s Day gift that is protein-packed and sensual, grab some Brief Jerky Underwear and chow down.