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Proving The Apocalypse Doesn't Have To Be Lonely

By: Cowbag - Published: • References: mingle2 & librarianavengers.org
Zombies don't have to be lonely after Halloween; we can’t forget that these moving hunks of flesh have feelings in the piles of mush that were their brains.

They say there is someone for everyone, and this dating site for Zombies, Zombie Harmony, goes a long way to prove that.

You could say this site is a bit 'different.' Rather than hair and eye colour, personality (bubbly = fat),there is a whole range of different questions.

For example you, you are a:
a) Slow-moving Zombie
b) Fast-moving Zombie
c) Immobile Zombie.

Other questions find out if you are into gnawing, lumbering or groaning.

Following are some of the corkers on this site waiting to be snapped up. What are you waiting for?

I_ate_my_family is interested in liver, pancreas and lower intestine and hates gardening and shotguns.

Maybe a good match for luvstcuddle who likes lumbering, staring vacantly and cuddling.

Yeah, yeah, it was all a stunt to promote dating site Mingle close to Halloween, but it was still brilliantly done. Stats for Zombie Online Dating Trending: Older & Mild
Traction: 8,158 clicks in 319 w
Interest: > 3 minutes
Concept: Zombie Online Dating
Related: 68 examples / 52 photos
Segment: Neutral, 18-55
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