Check out these dangerously hot black zipper wedge ankle boots from Danish brand Mini Market. They are super clunky (which seems to be all the rage with celebs like Mary-Kate Olsen and Agnes Deyn) as well as sky-high.

The zipper wedge ankle boots do wonders for women with short legs, as the zipper creates an illusion of length, therefore lengthening the legs. The wedge style itself is a breath of fresh air from painfully unsturdy and flimsy stiletto heels.

Plus, they will make you look like the rebel chick you've always wanted to be. Rad.