Weird eBay Memorabilia
Back in the day I had some truly tasteless New Kids on the Block memorabilia. Today, there isn't much of a boy band for teenyboppers to flip over, so it would seem they've taken a lusty liking for their favorite American Idol contestants. MTV compiled a list of the most ridiculous items targeting the AI obsessed on eBay.
My personal favorite is the Jason Castro earrings. The smirk, the dreadlocks, the dimples. They're so campy, I just can't get enough. Other crazy Castro items include the Jason Castro doll, the rubber wrist band àla "Live Strong", the dreamy Castro pillowcase, and the Castro license plate frame. But let's be honest, if you're old enough to drive a car, are you really going to put a Jason Castro license plate frame on it?
The tweens just LOVE little David Archuleta. There are Mrs. Archuleta T-shirts, a purse emblazoned with his image, more dolls, bumper stickers, night lights, and even return address labels. Return address labels? Alrighty then.
Someone got really creative when they designed a David Cook snowglobe. I admire the quality artisanship.
So if you're looking for that last minute, hard to buy for lady with a sense of humor, this Mother's Day, be sure to check out eBay. I'm sure there is a delicious vanilla scented Brooke White car air freshener out there somewhere.
My personal favorite is the Jason Castro earrings. The smirk, the dreadlocks, the dimples. They're so campy, I just can't get enough. Other crazy Castro items include the Jason Castro doll, the rubber wrist band àla "Live Strong", the dreamy Castro pillowcase, and the Castro license plate frame. But let's be honest, if you're old enough to drive a car, are you really going to put a Jason Castro license plate frame on it?
The tweens just LOVE little David Archuleta. There are Mrs. Archuleta T-shirts, a purse emblazoned with his image, more dolls, bumper stickers, night lights, and even return address labels. Return address labels? Alrighty then.
Someone got really creative when they designed a David Cook snowglobe. I admire the quality artisanship.
So if you're looking for that last minute, hard to buy for lady with a sense of humor, this Mother's Day, be sure to check out eBay. I'm sure there is a delicious vanilla scented Brooke White car air freshener out there somewhere.
