Nothing beats a good nights sleep and you certainly need a great pillow to help you out with that. So, why not just go full throttle and get the Vagina Pillow (how was that for a non-sequitur?).

Created to look like a giant cooter, the Vagina Pillow is super soft, pink and fuzzy. It also has a hidden pocket where you can stash your vibrator because evidently the night stand drawer is too far away.

Just imagine the look on your mother’s face when she cleans you room. Ya.