Vagina in a Bag

ArtGoddess creates a line of purses inspired by female genitilia called “The Velvet V”. The company’s slogan is “You can never have too many vulvas!” unless of course you happen to be a man. These purses each have a sumptuous fabric labia and a beautiful button clitoris for easy access to “the inner sanctum”. Now I love purses as much as the next gal, and I feel women should be empowered enough in this day and age to wear whatever they want, but I can’t imagine ever using one of these purses. It would be a little akward to have to reach into “your Vajay-jay” every time you needed a tissue or change for the bus.