Unicorn Poop Cookies are not only proof that unicorns do exist, but they are also proof that unicorns poop cookies. It also turns out that these delicious droppings are rainbow-colored and sparkly due to the unicorn's regular diet of happiness. These swirly treats are topped with little tiny stars, each one representing the hopes and dreams of a child. They probably taste like beauty and imagination, which go great with a cold glass of milk.
If you are lucky enough to come across some unicorn poop cookies while roaming the forest, the shape and texture of the cookie can tell you a lot about the unicorn. Unicorn experts will be able to tell how long ago the unicorn was there and how big it was. If you happen to find a highly rare unicorn poop cookie, eat it and you will gain magical powers that allow you to touch peoples lives -- well, not really, but I bet these are delicious.
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