The Unbreakable Umbrella Defeats Rain and Foes

By: Meghan Young - Published: Sep 11, 2009 • References: real-self-defense & fancy
Beware the old man carrying an umbrella, because chances are it’s not any ordinary umbrella, but the Unbreakable Umbrella. Yes, I said it, unbreakable. No need for MacGyver moves, just carry this bad boy--rain or shine--and you’ll never have to look over your shoulder again.

According to, "the Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 11 oz. (775 g)."

Watch the Unbreakable Umbrella do its thing in the following video. As Hipstomp says, "Most of this video is complete filler, so fast-forward to 1:12 to see the money shot." Stats for Self-Defense Umbrellas Trending: Older & Chilly
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