You've probably heard of a dog whisperer before, but what about a turkey whisperer?
A dog whisperer typically takes unruly, untrained dogs and teaches them how to be obedient and live in harmony with their owners. The question here is: what exactly does a turkey whisperer do? It's not like turkeys are kept as pets and need to be house broken.
Instead of breaking the news to the turkeys that they'll be the main course at most Christmas dinners this year (and every year), the turkey whisperer pumps up the barn full of gobblers by telling them Christmas is a special dinner for Turkeys. He lists all the great foods the turkeys themselves will get to eat and assures them the dirty rumour going around about turkeys being eaten for dinner is false.
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