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Tenants Above Delicatessen Seek Revenge

There has been a stream of criticism raining down on the hoity-toity NoLita restaurant called Delicatessen.

A guy who had been draining the lizard out his window has taken things into his own hands, so to speak, representing those who live above the glass ceiling eatery.

The patrons really don’t appreciate the tinkle on the ceiling, but the apartment dwellers are upset as the restaurant has been a real whiz, causing lots of noise. 

The ultramodern Delicatessen offers international comfort food and service extending from breakfast through the late night.