If you are the kind of mother who requires two hands to purchase your $300 shoes, the Babykeeper Basic is the answer to your Prada prayers. Basically, it is a take on the marsupial mom movement that started somewhere circa 2000 with one big exception: your kid doesn’t need to hang off of you anymore.
Now you can easily store your child like a closet organizer with this nifty hooked contraption. With a harness for baby and two large metal hooks, it hangs over the side of "most public restrooms, and can also be used in many public fitting rooms".
Britney called, she wants three.
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