Totenkopf Skull Toaster- Burns a Skull and Crossbones in Your Toast

I can’t for the life of me work out WHY you would want one of these, but design comes in all shapes and sizes, and perhaps your emo goth streak takes over and you’re just an all round dangerous kinda guy. Imagine, your annoying friends drop in JUST in time for breakfast, sponging off your good will and raiding your pantry for some hot buttered toast on a Sunday morning.  But as those two slices of fresh hot toasty goodness pop up, a warning sign tells them “DON’T EAT HERE. GO SOMEPLACE ELSE” in the guise of.. skull and cross bones.

Warn off all people who dare sponge off your generous hospitality with this toaster- burns the dreaded skull and cross bones into your bread.  Could be also cool if you’re a pirate. Ahoy d’ere…