Top 10 Boxes I Don't Want - Unless You're Buying

I really, really love when the UPS dude comes. (Are there UPS dudesses? Or does that bring up the whole a-box-bringing-a-box issue?) UPS brings stuff in boxes. Other delivery people bring stuff mostly in envelopes or bags. After browsing Trend Hunter to find the ShitBox, I decided there is a whole lot of things I would really rather not find in a box. I bring you the Top Ten Boxes Going Like Sixty Doesn’t Want.

Carboard Toilets - The Portable Brown Box

Have you ever seen a real #### Box? I’m not using the term as an adjective for the cardboard, I’m just relaying the product name. The light-weight portable toilet is for those moments when you get the… [More]

My Room in a Box - The Casulo (VIDEO)

You have to see the video to appreciate it. This is the dream of college students or anyone who moves frequently. Casulo has won the “Abraham & David Roentgen Award” and by right it should. The box contains… [More]

Turkey in a Box - A Thanksgiving Pumpkin

The Turkey in a Box is a kit that helps you convert your rotting Halloween pumpkin into a festive Thanksgiving Turkey Pumpkin (aka conversation piece).  The kit includes tail feathers, wings and a pilgrim’s… [More]

For the Responsible Drug Addict - The Urban Needle Box

The Dutch have a problem with bloody or possibly HIV infected needles being found throughout city centers, parks, beaches and stair wells. The problem is so serious that it drove Han Pham to design the… [More]

Nothing (Now In a Box)

Nothing says it better than buying nothing.  It’s actually true, and you can buy Nothing for $6.

From I Want One of These:
What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder… [More]

Enviro-Poop Container – ScooperBox for Dogs (VIDEO)

Poop scoopin’ is just one of those mandatory obligation that comes with the joys of owning a dog, but that doesn’t mean the experience has to be all bad. The Skooperbox is not only eco-friendly, but… [More]

Endangered Feces - Buy Poo To Save Rhinos

Insulted or flattered? Which would you be if you got Rhino poo in a plastic box for Christmas? The proceeds are for a good cause, they go toward protecting endangered Rhinos. So, if you are eco-friendly,… [More]

Prank Gift Giving - Real Boxes. Fake Products

The Onion Store, offers Gotcha Boxes, Give that special someone a gift that will confuse, disappoint and possibly anger. Give it to them in an Onion GotchaBox™. These special gift boxes, printed with… [More]

Nice Gift for the Naughty - Cocoa Coal

Has someone in your life made the naughty list this Christmas? If your heart is too sweet to give them that lump of coal they deserve, a tasty carton of Cocoa Coal could be just the right gift.

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Shocking Accessories - Suggestive Fuzzy ‘Box’ Coin Purse (NSFW?)

Um, where to begin? Where would one carry such a purse, who would carry such a purse? Here’s one reason it would be carried: solely for the purpose to shock or have some crude fun. Imagine the reaction… [More]