Top Products For The Breast Obsessed (GALLERY)

I am obsessed with breasts. I know it seems weird considering I’m a heterosexual female. But I seriously love them. And when I came across these “Jug Jems” (I just made that up gold isn’t it?)I just had to share them so everyone too could get on the breast band wagon.

1. Breast Slippers.
I don’t know about you but who wouldn’t want a big pair of fuzzy boobs on their feet? Seriously considering buying these for myself, and for my dad. But that might be a little too awkward.

2. Boob Radio.
Tune into Tokyo anyone? This is no HAM radio it’s a BOOB radio! Why bother with the latest in technology when you can listen to your favorite bands with this special encasing? Just turn her on and make her play louder by twisting the right nipple and switch between AM / FM Stations by twisting the left nipple.

3. Breast Relievers… er… Stress Reliever.
Tired achy hands? This stress ball is like holding the the real thing. But don’t bring this to work because HR might not find it appropriate.

4. Boobie Bath Plug.
This product is multi purpose. Not only will it prevent your bath water from draining, but you can play with a pair of breasts that aren’t yours in the bath.

5. Breast Mouse.
Yeh I really have nothing to say about this. They don’t really look like breasts do they? But the added polka dot bikini touch is genius.