The only thing better than a briefcase full of money, is a briefcase full of sausage. The Wurstkoffer is a transportable cured meat extravaganza, and probably the best idea to come across the interweb in awhile.

This bad boy can hold up to 19 types of German sausage, meaning that you will be the most invited person to any and all holiday parties this year. The Wurstkoffer makes me want to carry around a suitcase full of meat.