The Smoker's Bib
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Fall Asleep With Your Lit Cigarette and Live
Published: Jul 20, 2007 • References: taylorgifts
You might die a sickly, undignified death from emphysema. You could be ravaged by lung cancer that spreads to your other organs. Or you might have a hot date with an unforeseen heart attack. But you won’t die from accidentally catching on fire! Thanks to The Smoker’s Bib from Taylor Gifts, you can protect yourself and your furniture from those getaway cigarette butts. Just spread the 30 x 34” fire retardant apron over your clothes and armrests, and you’ll never worry about self inflicted combustion ever again!