Chest Charging Edit
Bouncing Breasts to Power Gadgets

Aside from providing terraflops of images for Google to index, and providing sustenance for tomorrow’s leaders, boobs aren’t doing much to benefit mankind. Adrienne So, a writer for Wired, thought the best of the breasts could be put to work generating real power, not the fake power tatas have over men.

Over the next 5 years, Professor Zhong Lin Wang of the Georgia Institute of Technology plans to produce and release a T-shirt that can generate energy from the bouncing of bosoms. She figures the fabric will generate enough to power a cell phone and she hopes that push-up bras will be replaced by charge-up bras.