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At a price tag of almost $11,000 US smackeroos (okay, $10,719 to be exact) this state-of-the art, refrigerator/freezer from Northland ought to be everything it claims and even more so! Custom-made with endless options to please the most careless whim of the wealthiest among us, this 72-inch, side-by- side refrigerator/freezer cannot be matched in terms of its storage capacity for home use anywhere in the world. If Henry VIII could have had one of these gleaming marvels with stainless steel or arctic white aluminum interior, he might have even surpassed his own legends about feasting orgies! (The Northland Freezer might also have doubled as a locker for all those ladies who lost their royal heads after giving away their hearts to the lustful, corpulent and significantly naughty Tudor).

In addition to options that would make anyone’s head spin (whether attached or not) the Northland Refrigerator/Freezer is hardy and very easy to clean. It is the perfect kitchen appliance for the large, rich family who knows not what else to do with their money except entertain and top the Jones’ who will probably buy a Northland Refrigerator/Freezer once they get wind of exactly who else in the neighborhood has one! 

So be the first on your block to own a Northland Refrigerator/Freezer. Maybe you won’t have to take out a second mortgage in order to do so, but if you do, just think of all the money you will save by buying enough meat and other frozen comestibles to store for the next ten years!

It has been whispered that the refrigerator/freezer from Northland is so spacious that if things don’t work out, you can always hide inside and no one will find you…at least for quite a while and when they do, well, it won’t be your problem, will it?

Long live the Northland Refrigerator/ Freezer for all those who can afford one!