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Douche Cards Say What You Really Mean

By: Jennifer Astle - Published: • References: orange32 & uncrate
Just in time for Christmas, a card that tells people what you really think. The Douche Card is being sold through Orange32. Its sleek, minimalist design makes your point clear.

Give one to your boss, your noisy uncle who always hogs the turkey and the woman at work who starts saying “Merry Christmas” in October.  At $5.00 for 25 douche cards, it might just be worth it.

It’s just such a shame that Hallmark didn’t come up with the idea first. I’m also making a mental list of all future cards Orange32 could come up with in its “Douche” line. Stats for Brutally Blunt Notecards Trending: Older & Average
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