Sexual Favors to Support Net Neutrality Edit

Charitable Idea or The End of Decency?
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Belgian beauty Tanya Devereaux is no stranger to unconventional campaigns. Last year, Tanya promised 40,000 “jobs” (wink, wink) during her campaign as a NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. Although she was pretty popular, she did not win the senate seat. However, you can not keep a girl with a big heart down! Now Tanya is focusing her attention on the important issue of Net Neutrality.

Her Don’t Stay A Virgin campaign is a response to the recent Virgin drama in which the giant media company CEO called net neutrality “bollocks,” and stated their plans to control and regulate bandwidth.  This means that big companies with enough money will have their sites loading nice and fast, while new and emerging companies will have lower bandwidth. The result is the end of the Internet as we know it. Users prefer sites that load faster, so it will be much harder for new bloggers and emerging video and social sites to compete and attract a following.

Tanya promises to deFlower any interested applicant who can show his support and effort to promote and protect the neutrality of the Internet (terms of service). See the genius stab at the company? No virgin will be left…

According to Tanya, “Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today’s Internet users are virgin. That’s a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it’s time to obtain our freedom with love.”