This Sweater for Home Use Bans Outdoor Activity

By: Vasiliki Marapas - Mar 13, 2015
References: balm.bigcartel & shop.nylon
The "Indoorsy" sweatshirt by Balm is definitely the best kind of sweater for home use.

Health-consciousness is on the rise, and along with it, fitness culture and outdoor adventurism. Suddenly, everyone's buying spandex, drinking kale smoothies and going on hikes. If you're not interesting in joining the cult of athleticism just because it happens to be trendy, then advertise your love of staying indoors and doing absolutely nothing by donning this humorous sweatshirt.

No, you do not want to go camping, thank you very much, nor would you like to try white water rafting, or even the gym, come to think of it. You just want to sit back, relax and enjoy the temperature-controlled environment of your living room -- and that's perfectly OK.