Fart Pads Edit
The Subtle Butt Gas Absorber

There have been many products to address the unwanted odor from Mexican food that escapes from your body at the worst times. Unlike other products, and most fortunatley, the Subtle Butt won’t cause an enlargement of your underwear. These small 3.25 inch squares are made of carbon fabric that neutralizes the breaking wind and absorbs it.

They’re available in a five pack.

Better Smelling Gas - The Flatulence Deodorizer

A company called Flat-D Innovations, Inc. specializes in making the natural act of passing gas more tolerable. They sell a product called The Flatulence Deodorizer that supposed to take the stink out of your stinker. It is essentially a butt pad made of charcoal fabric that filters out the smelly st… [More]