Ever hear your grandparents complain “the problem with young people today is…”? Well it’s no longer just some rant for grumpy old men sitting on a park bench. Now it is being expressed through a series of stereotype-laden trading cards available online.

The hilarious trading cards categorize young people into stereotypical groups like ‘ass clown’ or ‘heavy metal moron’ and come complete with stats like ‘date: zero’ and ‘23 pics of him feeling up himself’. Back in my day the stereotypes about young people were simple. Like jock, cheerleader, nerdy, stoner or stuckuphopeyoudierichkid.