State Senator Sues God Edit
Will He Take The 5th?

Ernie Chambers, State Senator in Nebraska, accuses God of making terroristic threats against him and his constituents, saying He inspires fear and causes “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”

“The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused ‘fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes,’” Yahoo news reported.

God has yet to comment on the suit which has the potential to turn into a huge class action case. The Lord Almighty is expected to appoint a Dream Team to top O.J.’s, and if that fails, to bring an acquittal. It looks like Armageddon for all of us.