Rockstar
This is a truly hideous piece of furniture but one that all true space geeks will lust after. Even if they don’t admit it, trust me, they will.

This officially-licensed 'Star Trek' control chair is an exact replica of the original. It comes complete with a working swivel design, light-up controls and sound effects from the legendary 'Star Trek' series. So this chair will not be annoying at all, then, in the hands of a child or a drunk man.