If frying up a slab of pork is too much work for you when the hankering for bacon pops up, you should consider picking up a bottle of Squeez Bacon for those quick fixes.
The Vilhelm Lillefläsk product hails from Sweden and has recently transcended the waters to the joy of pork-enthusiasts across North America. With one bottle packing the equivalent of 64 slices of bacon with a long-lasting shelf life of up to a year, the condiment could soon become a meal-time staple.
This special edition is now ripe with American flavor, whatever that means, and has been specially developed for the United States citizen's palette. Rather than getting all greasy and risking a scalding burn from renegade bacon grease, perhaps this squirt-able breakfast substitute will become your morning meal of choice.
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