I remember those red little laser pointers that would get you a hefty slap on the wrist if you brought them to school.

If you brought the Spyder 2 GX laser to school, they’d probably call the National Guard.

This handheld laser hailed as the “World’s most powerful handheld laser,” is air tight and water resistant. It also has thermoelectric cooling that keeps the aluminum shell from heating up to quickly.

This army oriented beast can be purchased for $1,700 (Wow).