This confirms that a man's attention span should now be measured in nanoseconds. When Cisco Field is finished reconstructing the ball park for the Oakland A's, each seat will have a touch screen that will provide wireless interactivity.
Don't think you can second guess the coaches, that would make sense. Feedback on a players performance? Nah, instead I'm guessing it will be loaded with mindless pap that has nothing to do with the game.
Cisco: put a GPS on the beer man will ya? Perhaps Cisco hasn't heard of another wireless device that lets a person access all the information in the universe? The phone?
Ballparks with Touch Screen Seats
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