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Finnish Pool Bans Shorts, Promotes Banana Hammocks

By: Howard Wu - Published: • References: clintrogersonline
This sign is taken from a swimming pool in Finland.

Personally, I hope this idea never catches on, despite certain claims that longer swimming attire is more hygienic. Perhaps I'm a bit traditional in the sense that I prefer the less compressed outfit.

An unfortunate side effect of this trend, could be the eventual inclusion of the colloquial terms "moose knuckle" and "camel toe" into multilingual dictionaries.... Yes, I know what you're thinking--that should be the least of our worries.

On a positive note, this could be a good situational conversation starter, for those who choose to sport the speedo. Stats for Speedo Only Pools Trending: Older & Chilly
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