Solar Airship Toy

By: Ben Preiss - Published: • References: rocketdistribution & newlaunches
The simplest toys are usually the best; this is basically a huge wiener-shaped black plastic bag 8 meters (26 ft) long. You don't even have to blow it up, you just run quickly with it and it fills up with air. As the sun heats up the black plastic bag and the air inside begins to expand, the colossal black turd begins to rise majestically, your heart begins to soar, and the enormous floating phallus stiffens as it thrusts ever higher into the virgin sky -- up to a claimed altitude of 30,000 ft (only comes with 50 ft of string). Stats for Giant Flying Black Wiener on a String Trending: Older & Mild
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