This skull-like hot dog griller is called the Cthulhu Weenie Roaster. Cthulhu is supposed to strike fear into mere mortals. It is the one of the diabolical figures from Lovecraft Mythos. Why the giant creature from beyond would make a suitable weenie roaster is unfathomable? Cthulhu is the high priest to the Great Old Ones and is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its hideous appearance, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes.
Cthulhu has invaded our fantasies and now wants to invade our summer parties.
Keep Cthulhu from small children and small weenies. I'm pretty sure lovers of the skull will embrace this badass hot dog cooker. The Cthulhu Weenie Roaster has the distinct advantage of doing four brats at once. Cthulhu would be impressed.
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