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I would burn myself even if I was covered head to toe in silicone, so I guess the next best step is covering the culprit as well; I think I'll start with the Silicone Oven Shield. A simple yet ingenious innovation, it'll surely reduce the number of mindless accidents in the kitchen area.

The Silicone Oven Shield attaches to oven trays permanently, protecting brushing fingers or absent-minded individuals from burning themselves needlessly. Available online for $10 per cover, it's definitely worth it.