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Greg Ponesse
Sexual Fetishes for the Web Savvy
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It can be argued that people that sit behind their computers and search the web are boring. However, the web is responsible for revealing bizarre sexual practices and there are many more to come. Technology and future discoveries via the web will give us the opportunities to focus our raging and confused libidos.
High-G fetish: Accelerating to high G-forces causes blood to pool in parts of your body, puts enormous physical stress on the body and temporarily makes you look like a particularly vicious caricature of Popeye. Somewhere out there, someone is reading this and thinking, "Hot!" Once space travel becomes more commonplace, some entrepreneur is going to manage to take nudie pictures of this process and put them up on a web page, or even get a live cam going. Suggested fetish nickname: Pancake Flippers.
Alien fetish: Why haven't extraterrestrial life forms contacted us? Maybe it's because they know that as soon as they make themselves known, lusty earthlings will immediately start hooting at them to flash their gills, show everyone their nictitating membranes or participate in a wet tentacle contest. Aliens want to be liked for who they are, not because they have especially shiny electroreceptors. Try getting to know one first, maybe going out for coffee or ferrofluid and having a conversation, before trying to get it into the copulation chamber. Suggested fetish nickname: Elliots.
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