LG LGenious Pushes For NO Sex or Profanity on TV

April Fools is near, and to prep for it, LG is taking marketing to the next level.

Is the future holding more censored TV? Kwan Kim, LG’s head of Research and Development, informed viewers about extreme new TV advancements. Features will include:

Swear Words Replacement: Intelligently replacing all swear words with baby laughter or eerie silence.

Happy Time: When your favorite program is too sad, they’ll have a feature that adds images of cute animals.

Family Time: This feature turns any sexual scene into cartoon network.