Secret Societies for Mascots Edit
Club Animals NYC Are the Jocks of the Furry World

If you live in or visit New York City and decide to partake of the nightlife, you may just be at risk of running amok of a giant dolphin.

Previously, this was not a normal occurrence, but since Club Animals NYC formed, the tide is turning. According to their website, they are “a culture of secret mascots in New York City.”

Okay, fair enough. The modus operandi of the Club Animals is to randomly show up at clubs and bars and throw events of their own. Reportedly, the dolphin has been in training for a marathon. So athleticism is a cornerstone of their organization.

Membership is easy: You just need an adult-sized animal costume. And who doesn’t have that?