Rockstar
If you want to surprise your loved one 'downstairs' but are really unartistic, what do you do?

These heart- or clasp-shaped "stencils" are to be used as a template for shaving intimate areas and "adding a note of playfulness and eroticism pretty". Apparently.

I guess you could go the whole hog and use Betty dye and stick on diamonds - or ever better, the glow in the dark face accessories. My point being that if you go this far, then surely the shape of the hair in your intimate area would not be a deciding factor.