Scientific Donations Needed [Edit]

It’s kegger time at NASA! As the great american Forrest Gump told President Kennedy, “I gotta pee.” Where are you Forrest when NASA needs you? Actually NASA really needs Urine. So they are having a pissing contest to benefit a program to put astronauts back on the moon by 2020. The urine is needed to develop a toilet, duh. The collections are made only at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, mail in donations are not accepted. No blood in the urine, is their only stipulation. Maximum of 350 milliliters (about the same as a kid’s sippy cup.) Their daily goal is about a keg’s worth (30 gallons.)