Dr. Stuart Meloy randomly stumbled upon an alternative use for an electrode stimulation device that treats pain. The result is currently awaiting approval by the FDA for the treatment of "female climatic dysfunction." It is a small box (although he's working on shrinking it to the size of a couple sticks of gum) with two thin wires that attach to the nerves in your spine responsible for your earthly pleasure. You hit a button on the remote and voila, you get yourself a 100% real happy end.
Men are not left out either. Meloy says he has also implanted two impotent men with the device. Both volunteers were able to maintain hard-ons and reportedly had powerful happy ends.
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