Satanist Runs for Governer of Minnesota

“Like other politicians, he worships Satan, but Sharkey “doesn’t hide his dark side.” He claims to speak for the “Vampyres, Witches and Pagans,” political party, and most likely does so in a scary-monster voice. He promises that if he’s elected, he will impale terrorists on pikes. “ - BoingBoing

“Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am going to break from political tradition. My name is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.” - Jonathan ‘The Impaler’ Sharkey