The Atari Joystick
If you really care, it's USB-powered and has ten contact points to allow for ten firing buttons.
Implications - After all, whoever said that retro games like Super Mario were going out of style was clearly not cool enough to appreciate them! This Atari Joystick is clearly the perfect combination of vintage gamer technology and up-to-date functionality. I would love to get my gaming hands on this USB-powered game controller!