A Ride Hooked Up to The Outside of Your Car
Implications - This hick rollercoaster is a Chevy Cavalier that has been transformed into the best redneck ride a deer-hunting, plaid-wearing, tooth-missing guy or gal could ask for. There is a bit of a game to this ride as you are supposed to get your speed up and then "slam on the brakes and see if you can touch the ground when the car lifts its rear wheels and catapults you earthward." Is it safe? Can you take kids on it? Has it been approved by the necessary officials? You probably don't want to know the answer to those questions.