The 'Reasoning With Vampires' Blog Exposes Twilight's Grammatical Gaffes

By: Michael Hines - Published: Dec 6, 2010 • References: reasoningwithvampires.tumblr & urlesque
I've never read a "Twilight" book before and I don't think I ever will after seeing the 'Reasoning With Vampires' blog. This blog highlights all of the glaring grammatical errors from the mega-hit book series.

English majors and "Twilight" haters are sure to get a kick out of the 'Reasoning With Vampires' blog. From plot holes to punctuation, everything is meticulously analyzed and criticized. "Bella, you breathing is my gift." That sentence alone should get you primed to check out the critiques and rewrites in the gallery above. Stats for Word Nerd Vampire Blogs Trending: Older & Mild
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